10/7/2004

Best response to the “Iraqi deaths count” argument

Filed under: — dave @ 9:41 am

Remember how Cheney argued that the U.S. only suffered fifty percent of the casualties in Iraq? Found this in the Political Animal comments thread:

Fine, whatever. But you know, Cheney really could have gone farther. If we count not only the Iraqi “security forces” that get assassinated and car bombed on a daily basis, but also all the civilian casualties caused by our air campaigns, and everyone else dying in Iraq who aren’t actual “insurgents” or “terrorists”, it turns out that for every American that dies, about ten Iraqi civilians are killed. So really, Americans only count for about ten percent of all the people dying there! Yay, freedom! We must be winning!

The rest of the comments are a disaster, but this one was a real peach. The article it responds to does have a nice accounting of the … um … misstatements Cheney made in the debate.

Scoring a hit of my drug of choice

Filed under: — dave @ 6:45 am

I’m used to getting a regular fix, you know, man? Do you know where I can get some? I don’t have to inject it; I can take it up the nose if I need to. I need this, man. You know I’m usually laid up for a couple of weeks if I don’t get it, you know? I don’t want to be feeling rotten like that, I want to feel good. I can’t work if I don’t have it. I’ll even take some of that bad batch, you know what I mean — the stuff they confiscated over in the UK. How bad could it be?

I WANT MY DRUGS!

All the kids are getting theirs — they’re shooting babies up with this stuff. Man, I even saw an old lady get some. Hey, just last week, there was plenty for everyone. I could’ve walked into half a dozen places and scored a hit for twenty bucks, man. I know they’ve got it — why won’t they give it to me?

WHERE CAN I GET SOME?

I’m a 37-year-old man, in good health. So now I’m a freakin’ criminal if I want a flu vaccine? That freakin’ sucks.

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