Updating WordPress…

I’m upgrading to the latest version of WordPress software. This means things may go a little wacky for a bit. I’m also going to trash my template, so if you’re used to that warm, fuzzy yellow design, I’m sorry. It’s going to disappear. I’m not going to replace it with anything fancy either, at least for the time being.

Here’s hoping this solves some recent problems with comments and the influx of spam… wish me luck!

Update: Okay, we’re upgraded. Hoo boy, this looks ugly. It may take a while for me to get things back into shape. But hopefully the spammers will be contained.

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Even more on teaser blogs

Kevin Drum has responded on his blog to my point that it’s often okay to require users to click to see the entire blog posts. He makes some good points:

Occasional long posts, especially ones that have a limited audience, are fine candidates for this treatment. Putting spoilers below the fold is fine. I’m not quite sure what kind of content would be so bandwidth heavy that this would be a good excuse, but I suppose this works too. And doing what CogDaily often does, which is to summarize a new piece of research in enough detail to let you know if you might be interested in reading the gory details, and then putting said details below the fold — that’s fine too.

But my plea is to use some discretion here. Actually, use a lot of discretion. 600 words isn’t that much, and there’s no need to cut a post that long in half. Spoilers are uncommon unless you’re running a movie review site. And scrolling past a post you aren’t interested in only takes one or two seconds. So please: do this sparingly. The world will be a better place for it.

Actually, 600 words might be a pretty decent point at which to shift from the single-page to multiple-page option. Many Cognitive Daily posts are upwards of 1,000 words, encompassing four or more screens of vertical space on my laptop display. Drum’s longest posts aren’t much longer than 600 words, so for him it makes a lot of sense to nearly always keep things in a single post.

But some CogDaily posts are shorter than 600 words, and they’re *still* split. Take a look at this post, for example. It’s just 539 words, including citation, and I’ve split it into two chunks, right after the poll. Why did I do that? In fact, even though it’s short on words, it’s got three large graphic items (including the poll), and that means it still takes up three browser screens. I don’t think it makes much sense to force readers to scroll down three screens to get to a new post if they’re just browsing my blog. It becomes difficult for them to quickly get a sense of what’s there.

Drum’s readers complain about his mid-column “recent comments” box, which forces them to scroll a significant distance if they don’t want to read his first post (admittedly Drum has no control over the layout of his blog). Whether his posts have 300 words or 700 words, the recent comments box adds nearly a full screen of scrolling just to get down to the next post, and readers do find this annoying. In my view, two screens’ worth of scrolling is about the breaking point — most readers aren’t going to want to scroll farther than two screens past content they don’t want to read.

So if you look at the main page on Cognitive Daily, you’ll find that no post takes up more than two screens, and most take less than one screen — so if one post doesn’t interest a reader, she can already see the next one and decide whether to read further.

Notice, too, that if you click on an individual post, a “recent posts” box appears in the left sidebar, above the “recent comments” box. This provides readers with another way to find additional content beyond what they see in a single post. There’s no need for “recent posts” on the main page, since you can easily scroll to see the posts you want.

The other reason to use “continued” links on posts is selfish: we get paid on a page-view basis, and if people must click to see the rest of a post, then we get two page views instead of one. We actually did an informal study a couple years back on CogDaily, and the results were convincing: page views went down when we included the entire post in the RSS feed and on the main page. We might lose a few die-hard RSS fans this way, but most readers either don’t mind our system or actually prefer it.

On one point I do agree with Kevin: You’ve got to provide enough content in the “teaser” to give readers a fighting chance at deciding whether to read your post. Just a sentence or two doesn’t cut it.

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Blogger whines, redux

…So Kevin Drum published his list of whines for 2009. It’s a pretty good list, but I have to disagree with some of his points. Here’s his complete list, with my comments in Bold.

  1. Blogs without comment sections. Or, blogs with comment sections that require you to go through some kind of painful registration process just to leave a one-sentence note. Yes! This means you, BoingBoing.
  2. Bloggers who don’t put their email addresses somewhere on the blog. I don’t mind looking around for it a bit (keeps the mind sharp, you know), but put it somewhere, OK? Agreed. Doesn’t actually bother me that much, though.
  3. Blogs that provide only partial RSS feeds. See also point #5, which actually bugs me a lot more. This doesn’t bug me so much either. No one makes money off RSS feeds, so there must be some incentive to actually visit their blog.
  4. Bloggers who are too damn lazy to check their links after they post something. Come on, people. Yeah, come on, people!
  5. “Teaser” blogs that put only the first paragraph or two on the main page and force you to click “continue” if you want to read the whole thing. This is both annoying and pointless. It only takes a second or two to scroll past a blog post you don’t want to read, after all. (Yes, I’m talking about you, Felix Salmon.) This really depends. I mean, if you’ve got a three-paragraph post, and you’re asking people to click through to read one more paragraph, I agree. But what if you’ve got a post that’s 8 or 10 paragraphs long? Or what if you’re embedding some bandwidth-heavy content? Most people aren’t going to click through, so this can save a lot of bandwidth. Yes, I’m biased, because that’s what CogDaily does, but at least you know now why we do it.
  6. People who say “blog” when they really mean “blog post.” Oh, God, yes.
  7. Blogs with lousy (or nonexistent) search capability. Mine, for example. Sure. But Google is usually better anyway, so it’s not a very big deal.
  8. Top ten lists that are plainly larded with filler because the listmaker couldn’t actually think of ten things to write about. Yes. And whines about top ten lists.
  9. Bloggers who can’t count. This bothers me much less than #8. You should have stopped at 8, Kevin.

As you can see, my main disagreement with Kevin is in point 5 above. I don’t see CogDaily as a “teaser” blog. You get plenty of information in the first few paragraphs to decide whether you want to read further. We usually include at least three or four paragraphs, and shorter posts don’t require clickthroughs at all.

I do agree in the case of blogs like Felix Salmon’s, which Drum calls out in his post. I mean, check this post out. You actually can’t tell from my link, but in this case, Salmon only gives you one sentence to decide whether you want to read the post. Yes, that’s a “teaser,” and it should be avoided unless there’s some serious bandwidth-hogging content below.

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The Great Munger Gingerbread Museum

A few weeks ago, we noticed that our new local gourmet grocery store offered a wide variety of custom-colored M&Ms, in bulk. Nora and Greta decided that we absolutely *must* build a gingerbread house.

Of course, *just* a gingerbread house wouldn’t do. It would be a museum. And the museum couldn’t be an ordinary, Parthenon-shaped affair. It must have an entirely new and unique design. The result is an asymmetrical architectural “masterpiece,” with four external walls for displaying reproductions of works of art in M&Ms. Here is the process, in pictures:


Assembly, with full-scale architectural model


Supplies


Work begins in earnest


Meanwhile, Jim’s metal band is rehearsing upstairs


More construction
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The ruination of Weather.com

For the past couple years I’ve preferred Weather.com over AccuWeather.com — mostly because AccuWeather had slower page-load times.

But the most recent redesign of weather.com has destroyed most of that site’s utility. I visited AccuWeather and found that they had actually improved the site significantly over the years — AccuWeather is now back on top of my weather bookmarks list.

What’s so wrong with Weather.com? Let’s take a look. This is the front page of the forecast for Davidson:

All I get on the opening screen is the current conditions. This can sometimes be useful information (if it’s dark out or I’m in a windowless room), but what I’m more interested in is the forecast: Will I need an umbrella today? How cold (or hot) will it be? What can I expect tomorrow? I can get this information by scrolling down and looking at the 36-hour forecast, but since that’s my primary interest (and, I’d argue, the primary interest of most viewers), why not put it first?

Compare this to the front page of AccuWeather.com:

Here I get today’s forecast and tomorrow’s forecast, right on the front page. Maybe I should carry the umbrella after all. It’d be better if I could get the current conditions too, but that’s a click away with the hourly forecast.

And the hourly forecast is yet another problem with Weather.com:

I took this screen shot at 10:09 this morning. See anything missing? How about the current hour? If I’m interested in the details about what’s happening with today’s weather, wouldn’t I want to know what’s happening *right now*? Sure, I can look out the window (if I have one), but that doesn’t tell me the temperature or how hard the wind is blowing. When I head out for a run, I dress differently if it’s 35 versus 40 degrees.

And don’t get me started about the inanity of the temperature graph. This graph shows that temperature increases over the course of the day (duh), but it doesn’t tell me anything actual numbers don’t. If the graph is 2 inches tall, does that mean I should wear a sweater? Why waste time with a graph when you could actually give me more information — like the weather for the entire day, not just the next four hours. Clicking on “details” just confuses things further. I only get one more hour, and the first three hours are broken into fifteen-minute increments. That might be useful for some people, but I’d venture a bet that more people would prefer to have more hours, and fewer details within each hour. Do I really need to know the temperature is slated to go up by 1 degree in the next 15 minutes?

Again, AccuWeather does this better:

Nice! 8 hours at a time. But it does concern me that I’m told the weather for the past three hours. Why do I care? Or does this just mean you haven’t updated your site for three hours?

So AccuWeather wins the battle of the weather sites — for now. There is still room for improvement though. Why not give the morning low in addition to tonight’s forecast low on the main forecast page? Why not give me the option to create my own home page — if I’d like more details about current conditions, give me the choice to have that on my page. If I prefer to start with the hourly forecast, let me do that. But don’t stoop to Weather.com’s level and force information on me that I don’t need — like a graph of temperatures over the next four hours. If I wanted a graph at all, it might be a minimalist 36-hour temperature graph at 2-hour intervals, something like this:

This gives me a sense of meaningful long-term trends, and a way to compare today and tomorrow, not just the idea that temps increase over the course of the day.

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Why do they do that?

As more and more newspapers and news sites start to include “blogs” as part of their coverage, they also show that they have absolutely NO understanding of how a blog works.

On a blog, the posts are in reverse-chronological order. This makes sense, because readers follow blogs from day today, so there’s a reasonable assumption that readers will want to see the most recent posts first.

The comments, however, go in chronological order. That’s because most readers don’t follow the comments to an individual post the way the follow blogs. They read the post, and if they’re interested, they read the comments. If the comments are in reverse-chronological order, it’s difficult to follow them. Especially if the comments span multiple pages, as they usually do on busy newspaper “blogs.”

Comments aren’t written by a single author, like a blog is. The individual comments follow one another and respond to one another. The only way a person might be interested in seeing the comments in reverse-chronological order is if he is obsessively hitting “refresh” to see what the next comment will be. But this person will very likely also be motivated to scroll to the bottom of the comments list.

For the VAST majority of readers, it makes no sense to put the comments in reverse-chronological order. This means you, ESPN. And you, Charlotte Observer. Yes, I see that you have the option to change the order of the comments. But your default should be the order that 99 percent of your readers prefer.

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Looks like Mark Chu-Carroll has finally seen the light

Mark added this to his post about the downwind-faster-than-wind problem today:

It appears that I really blew it with this one. I’m the bozo in this story. After lots of discussion, a few equations, and a bunch of time scribbling on paper, I’m convinced that I got this one wrong in a big way. No excuses; I should have done the analysis much more carefully before posting this; looking back, what I did do was pathetically shallow and, frankly, stupid. I’m sincerely sorry for calling the guys doing the experiment bozos. I’ll follow up later this weekend with a detailed post showing my analysis, where I screwed up, and why this thing really works. In the meantime, feel free to call me an idiot in the comments; I pretty much deserve it. I’m leaving the post here, with this note, as a testament to my own stupidity and hubris in screwing this up.

Bravo, Mark, for doing the right thing here. I’m looking forward to seeing the analysis.

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Mark Chu-Carroll is wrong, take two

I’m amazed that Mark has persisted in his argument for so long. Honestly, it’s astounding. He still can’t seem to admit that the video I wrote about yesterday demonstrates that downwind, faster-than-wind, wind-driven travel is possible. Let’s take another tack and systematically address the objections (Update: I’m updating this post as more objections come up) (Update2: In case you’re coming to this page directly from this site: Mark has now seen the light and admits that downwind-faster-than-wind is possible).

Once again, for reference, here’s the video demonstrating that the cart works:

Now let’s consider the objections:

1. The treadmill isn’t an authentic test. Mark and others say that the treadmill is adding energy to the equation, thus, this isn’t a perpetual motion machine.

They are right! It’s not a perpetual motion machine. Wind or some energy source is required! The treadmill is simply simulating the wind. The problem does not call for perpetual motion, just wind-aided travel that proceeds faster than the wind.

The treadmill gives us an easy way to see if the cart is moving faster or slower relative to the wind. Imagine an aircraft carrier moving 10MPH across a windless, flat sea. You’re on the deck. Your experience is a 10MPH wind. There is no difference between this and a treadmill — the treadmill just allows us to extend the length of the aircraft carrier indefinitely, and easily monitor the progress of our cart. Since the cart moves in the opposite direction from the treadmill, it goes faster than our simulated “wind.”

2. Since the wind is moving slower than the cart, there’s no way for the wind to push the cart forward

This conveniently ignores the mechanism of the cart and simply declares that the device is impossible. I’ve now explained how the device works several times, and no one has explained how my explanation doesn’t make sense, other than to make declarations like this. I think this is the simplest explanation:

Assume the prop is a simple one made of flaps angled at 45 degrees. As long as the rotational velocity is greater than the relative wind speed, the wind will be “pushing” against the prop.

So assume a 10 MPH wind. The force of the wind can move the cart 10 MPH without the assistance of the prop. Now assume at this speed the wheels can drive the prop at an average rotational velocity of 5 MPH. There is an effective additional wind force on the prop of 2.5 MPH. This makes the cart go 2.5 MPH faster. We’re now going 12.5 MPH, in a 10 MPH wind!

Obviously it will take things a while to equilibrate, and the final velocity computation is complicated, but the net result is a car moving downwind faster than the wind.

I gave a slightly more complicated version of this in a comment on Mark’s blog, but an illustration might make things clearer:

The wind isn’t pushing against the cart that’s moving faster than the wind. It’s pushing against the prop, which has a relative motion that means there’s still something to push against.

3. But the wind isn’t moving relative to the cart

See 2 above. The wind doesn’t have to move relative to the cart, just relative to the propeller.

4. The treadmill isn’t moving right-to-left. It’s a trick

No, the treadmill is moving right to left. Look at video, around 4:30. You can clearly see the stripes moving right to left. Any apparent motion of the wheels in the “wrong” direction is the wagon wheel effect. Watch the wheels closely as they start up and slow down to be sure.

5. The cart can’t get going on its own. It only works because it’s put on a running treadmill

This is debunked in the original video, where they take the cart outside and it starts on its own. Look at the video again, starting at 6:20.

6. BUT IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO SAIL DOWNWIND FASTER THAN THE WIND!

No it’s not. Consider this example, which is explained by the cart’s creator here. I’ll summarize for you:

Sailboats can and do travel faster than the wind if they tack (zig-zag back and forth). Their downwind vector is faster than the wind. A fast sailboat can beat a hot-air-balloon in a steady wind. This is established fact — ice boats travel downwind in this way more than twice as fast as the wind. Attach two boats together with a telescoping rod and sit in the middle and you’re moving due downwind, faster than the wind.

7. You can’t draw energy from wind if the wind isn’t moving relative to you.

Yes, you can. See 2, 3, and 6 above. The trick is to have something else move relative to the wind for you and then harness that power — either the propeller or the two boats or some other ingenious device.

8. If this device worked as advertised, then it would also work in no wind at all, which is obviously impossible.

No, it wouldn’t. As explained in 2, 3, 6, and 7 above, it requires the wind to operate. The force to move the vehicle comes from the wind (or the motion of the treadmill, which simulates the wind). When they set the cart down in a still room, it doesn’t move. When they lift it off the treadmill, it slows to a stop.

The reason it goes faster than the wind is because the propeller captures more of the wind energy than is necessary to move the cart at a speed equal to the wind. The larger the prop, the more wind energy is captured (just as larger sails allow a boat to go faster). The trick is to move the propeller so that this extra energy can actually be used, as explained in 2 above.

9. Ice boats can’t really go faster than the wind.

Yes, they can. Here’s a document (PDF) that gives quite a bit of data demonstrating that fact. Ice boats routinely travel 70 MPH in 15-MPH winds. They can go more than twice as fast as the wind when tacking downwind. They can most definitely beat a hot air balloon to its destination due downwind.

10. If the wind isn’t driving the prop, then the prop isn’t driving the wheels.

That’s right. The wind is driving the wheels, and the wheels are driving the prop. Remember, there’s lots more energy in the wind than what is used to drive the car forward (assuming it had just an ordinary square sail). If you had an ordinary sail and were going due downwind, you wouldn’t be able to go faster than the wind. You could double, triple the size of the sail and it wouldn’t make a difference. But you’d have to use more braking power to slow the car with a larger sail. Now, imagine if you harvested that energy somehow. You could put on the brakes for five minutes and use that to generate energy (much like a Toyota Prius works). Then you could trim the sail to a smaller size and apply that energy by running a motor to drive the wheels. At this point, you’d be going faster the wind (but the sail would appear to be filling “backwards” from the relative headwind). This vehicle effectively does the same thing, but constantly and in a simpler fashion.

11. There is no way to make the transition from slower-than-wind to faster-than wind.

Yes, there is. The vehicle works the same way when it’s going slowly as it does when going fast. Look at the video at 6:20. It starts from a stop in the wind. The propeller rotates. The car accelerates. There is no transition. You could design a vehicle like this that would go at exactly wind speed. Just add enough friction to the works, and the car wouldn’t be able to go faster than the wind. This might only work at a single specified velocity. But you could design a vehicle with a wind detector on the front. It would automatically put on the brakes whenever the relative wind speed was zero.

In fact, the vehicle’s designers do exactly that when they run it on the treadmill and slow it with the spork to keep it from running off the end of the treadmill. The vehicle is going slower than “wind” when it goes backwards down the treadmill, and faster when it moves forwards up the treadmill. Each time it does this, it makes the “transition” from slower-than -wind to faster-than-wind.

12. If this is true, then why isn’t someone making a fortune off of this fantastic invention?

Because people don’t always want to go the same direction the wind is blowing. Also the wind is unreliable, and doesn’t always blow when we need it. That’s why powerboats and cars were invented. But maybe someone should consider attaching a generator to a windmill and selling that power to the electric company… I wonder if that’ll ever catch on.

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Mark Chu-Carroll is wrong, wrong, wrong

Wow, I don’t get to say that very often! But it’s true. In this post, Mark claims that it’s impossible to make a wind-powered vehicle that goes faster than the wind, while traveling in the exact same direction as the wind. He is wrong, and in his post, he gives us the empirical evidence why he is wrong.

Rather than fisk his entire argument, I think instead I’ll just show why he is wrong. Here’s the video that shows how faster-than-wind travel is possible:

The problem is, this video doesn’t do a very good job explaining the principle behind the engineering.

It’s hard to understand at first why it’s possible for a vehicle driven by the wind to move faster than the wind. Imagine a helium balloon being driven by the wind. There’s simply no way for it to move faster in a horizontal direction than the wind itself is blowing.

But think about this. There’s a tremendous amount of force in the wind. Drive a sturdy 10-foot stake into the ground. Now imagine a steady 20-MPH wind blowing across the stake. The stake’s not going to budge. Now attach a 10-foot-square sail to the stake, holding it with ropes so it stays perpendicular to the path of the wind. All the sudden a tremendous force is imparted. It may be difficult for you to hold the sail in place. Eventually the wind would rip the sail from your hands. Yet you could easily throw the same piece of cloth (bundled up in a wad) faster than 20 MPH. So that 20-MPH wind has enough energy to propel something faster than the speed of the wind. It’s stronger than you, and you can throw the object faster than the wind is moving.

Sailors know this, and there is no dispute that it’s possible to sail a boat across the wind at a speed faster than the wind speed. You can even sail into the wind. There’s plenty of energy in the wind to move a vehicle faster than the wind is blowing.

So how does the vehicle in the video work?

It’s mind-numbingly simple.

It’s just a little cart with a propeller driven by the wheels. The propeller is oriented so that when the wheels roll forward, it propels the air backwards, giving a little extra forward propulsion.

The wind pushes on the propeller, which starts by acting like a sail. This causes the car to roll forward, which makes the propeller spin. The spin of the propeller adds a little extra thrust. As long as the propeller is big enough, there’s plenty of energy to not just propel the car forward at wind speed, but a little faster as well.

In the video you can see that the treadmill is not only moving at a high rate of speed backwards, it’s also angled up. This craft can actually “sail” uphill, faster than the wind is blowing.

Mark argues that this isn’t a true perpetual motion machine, because the treadmill is constantly adding energy to the equation. That’s correct, but it’s only simulating a steady wind. Since the air in the room is still, the motion of the treadmill is equivalent to wind moving across the ground at the same speed. The vehicle is moving FASTER than the treadmill is spinning — faster than the “wind.” It’s not a perpetual motion machine, it’s converting the energy in the wind into forward motion. If there is no wind, the cart goes nowhere.

Mark also says that because the treadmill isn’t level, it’s not a fair experiment. But the treadmill is angled uphill. If it was angled downhill, he’d have a point. But it’s angled uphill. This simply adds to the force that the cart must overcome to move faster than the wind. The experiment would also work on a flat treadmill.

So now I get to truthfully say something I’ve never said before — and probably won’t ever say again. Mark Chu-Carroll is wrong, wrong, wrong. He’s a very smart guy, but he’s wrong on this one.

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Lego replica of the Campanile in Florence!

It’s been a while since Nora and I made a large-scale Lego creation. But a week or so back someone on Twitter complimented Nora’s Parthenon — most definitely an awesome achievement. Here’s the movie we made of it way back then:

We’ve made some other Lego structures over the years:

Working Lego train

Replica of the San Xavier mission in Arizona

But a constant problem was the lack of sufficient Legos in the desired color, resulting in the “impressionistic” effect you see in the above examples. In 2003 we bought enough black Legos to make an accurate Sears Tower:

But still, this structure lacks pizazz. So when Nora suggested, for old times’ sake, we build a new structure over Thanksgiving weekend, we spent some time seeking a subject that would be impressively large and visually interesting, but could be reproduced in a way that at least evoked the color palate of the original. We settled on the Campanile next to Florence’s massive Duomo. Here’s a shot I took of the Campanile from the top of the Duomo two summers ago when we were there:

And here’s the structure we constructed:


(click for larger version)

Not bad, eh? For comparison, Nora insisted we take a photo of me next to this structure duplicating the shot of me and the Eiffel Tower we built about 5 years ago.

They’re of comparable size, but this one has a (relatively) regular color pattern and is a much more complicated structure using many more bricks.

Here’s Nora giving you a guided tour of the structure:

Finally, a couple of shots from different angles:

Hopefully it won’t be another five years before we build our next Lego creation.

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How small should you make your online images?

One of the classic newbie errors in creating images for the Web is to upload the original source file produced by their digital camera. I’ve seen tiny profile pictures less than an inch across rendered from 3MB source files. But that’s not what this post is about. There are plenty of pages that explain how to properly resize images for the web. Here’s one good one.

No, I want to discuss a thornier issue. Once you know how to make your files smaller, how small should you make them, exactly? This decision is not nearly as easy. Sure, your 40 X 60 profile picture should be very small indeed, but what about the art shot you want to use to illustrate a blog post? What about a photo of a restaurant designed to entice customers to call for reservations? Make the photo too small and it won’t catch your readers’ eye. Make it too big and it will take too long to load and they’ll be surfing along to the next page before you can say “fettucine Alfredo.”

Some web designers actually create several different images, and even different versions of their web site that load differently on different platforms. That way if you’re reading their site from your cell phone you won’t choke on the 800 X 600, 180K photo that wouldn’t be a problem on a DSL or cable modem line. Let’s assume that you don’t have that level of design resources and you want to settle on a compromise that will work all right for everyone.

Personally I’ve settled on about 100K as the maximum size I’ll use for an illustrative graphic (as opposed to navigation buttons or ancillary images like profile pics, which should be MUCH smaller). If I must use a larger picture, I create a smaller preview picture and link it to the larger version. I try to keep all pictures for my blogs less than 600 pixels wide (again, using a preview if the picture must be bigger). On CogDaily, the site’s design limits me to 500 pixels, which is really fine for nearly every picture. Here on Word Munger I’ll sometimes break my own rule, because this site is mainly for my personal use. I’m happy for others to visit, but it’s my house, so my guests will have to put up with my quirks.

Note that the 600-pixel rule doesn’t preclude pictures being much smaller than 100K. Always use your image editor to make the file size as small as possible. The images in this post are all about the same size, but the first picture is nearly 80K, while the rest are all under 10K. I saved over 200K by optimizing each individual image.

That may not seem like much in these days of 8mbps internet connections, but you should remember that your readers may not always be reading your site the same way you do. Sometimes they’re on their home network, but sometimes they may be on a shoddy hotel dial-up connection, or on a cell phone, or worse. The more you do to accommodate everyone, the more readers you’ll have coming back for more.

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CLT WordCamp

9 a.m. I’m here in the offices of the Charlotte Observer at a blogging conference

We’re now in the introduction phase. Some interesting folks here:

Mike Rundle, founder of 9Rules.com

Deanna Campbell, who used to work for me and is now sitting two seats down. I didn’t recognize her until she stood up and introduced herself.

The keynote speaker is a lead developer from WordPress.org, whose name I didn’t get.

Lots of Facebook/Twitter users here.

Many, many of the folks here have multiple blogs.

11:22 a.m. Just got back from the “meet and greet” session. Interesting stuff — it was actually less informal and more structured than I anticipated, which turned out to be great. We ended up covering a lot of big issues, like security, how to publicize your site, and so on.

11:33 a.m. We’re now in the Technical/Design panel. Mike Rundle is here — he’s talking about design tips for your site. I think he went over the head of a lot of the audience.

2:10 p.m. Just finished with my panel — “Content.” We had a pretty good discussion. I always think it’s a little funny that in this sort of conference, “content” gets lumped into a single session. The whole point of blogging is supposed to make all the tech/design stuff easy so that you can focus on content. It’s a little odd to be talking about it in a completely generic way.

2:23 p.m. Now we’re in the “Marketing” session. One of the presenters is talking about video — don’t just write, do videos too. I agree, but the video’s got to be relevant. There’s no point in doing a video just to read a script you wrote. Why should I sit there watching you on a webcam when I can just read what you wrote anyways?

2:27 p.m. This guy is talking for ten minutes for his “two minute introduction.”

I forgot to mention this earlier: I met elevator guy. Nice guy. He’s actually interested in starting a psychology blog!

3:13 p.m. Now it’s time for the Keynote. Mark Jaquith, one of the five lead developers from WordPress is talking.

There are 12 million blogs on WordPress.

Mark is talking about the WordPress development philosophy. Basically the idea is to keep it extremely simple and minimize user options. This maintains the usability of the product over the long term, since it’s never mired in needless complexity.

Now he’s talking about the new features of WordPress 2.7. It sounds pretty cool.

Wow, this is a dramatic update. I might actually be interested in using some of these features. In the past, I’ve found that WordPress updates don’t actually offer much for the user. The big feature is automatic upgrades. It’s a behind-the-scenes change, but it’s going to have a big impact on the bloggers.

They used eye tracking software (!) as they created the new interface in order to make it more usable.

Cool! He actually just released beta 3 live during the conference!

Of course, as a trailing-edge technologist, I probably won’t be downloading it for some time now.

That’s about it from the WordCamp. Interesting conference!

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That’s just what I was thinking

A little less than eight years ago, I wrote this.

Now the Onion’s in on the joke:


Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Should I sue?

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Wha? Is Wyoming really that important?

There’s an interesting article in the New York Times which points out that your vote means more in some states than others.

In Wyoming, about 135,000 voters pick each electoral vote, while in Florida, each vote is picked by a much larger group: 480,000 voters. That means your presidential vote in Wyoming means three times as much as it does in Florida.

But the accompanying map to illustrate the point is horribly misleading.

Wyoming is absolutely enormous — much more than three times larger than Florida:

Maybe it’s three times wider, but that makes its area at least nine times greater than Florida’s, vastly overstating the importance of a vote in Wyoming. This crude resizing shows how the two states should actually appear, given the relative importance of a vote in each state:

Not so impressive any more, is it?

Sure, the electoral college system gives disproportionate weight to individual votes in low-population states, but the overall map isn’t as distorted as the Times article appears. And let’s not forget that Florida has many more electoral votes than Wyoming, so that while an individual vote has more weight in Wyoming, the overall impact of Florida is much greater. How about we resize the states to take that into account too?

Wyoming voters are further marginalized in this election because the polls aren’t even close in their state. One vote either way isn’t going to change the fact that McCain has an unsurmountable lead in Wyoming. In that sense, you could say Florida’s votes are even more significant relative to Wyoming’s. I’d resize Wyoming to account for that, but my pixels aren’t small enough.

That’s the real flaw in the electoral college system: depending on what state you happen to live in and how close the vote is expected to be in your state, your individual vote can mean much more or much less than it does in other states — and that difference is much greater than the factor of three lamented in the NY Times. This graph (from fivethirtyeight.com) does a much better job estimating the significance of an individual vote on a state-by-state basis:

Florida is vastly more important than Wyoming, which sinks into a pool of insignificance in the lower-left of this graph.

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Stock Tip: Invest in the TI-83 series

In these troubled times, the TI-83 series of calculators may just be your best investment bet. The Munger family has personally purchased four of these babies: one for Nora, and three for Jim, who has lost two of them and is now using his third. They are required for practically any high school math course. They are 12-year-old technology, with a crappy monochrome LCD screen, and yet they still cost $99, which I’m pretty sure is exactly what they cost when they were introduced.

I don’t know any high-school parent who hasn’t had to purchase at least one replacement for a lost calculator — $99 each, to calculate basic trig functions that haven’t changed since I bought a $99 scientific calculator in 1982. Sure, these TIs are programmable, and have more memory than the one I used in high school, but now, as then, no one uses the programs for anything other than games. I’m pretty sure for $99 you can buy a better gaming machine, and still have money left over to buy a $10 calculator to calculate trig functions.

These are boring, outdated brick-sized slabs of technology, and every high-schooler in America needs one. That means if they get left on the school bus or on a library desk, some other kid’s going to pick it up and keep it for himself (to replace the one he lost) or sell it on eBay. Either that or your kid’s going to accidentally dump it into the lunchroom trash bin, where it will quickly be swamped by gallons of unconsumed, overcooked green beans and grits.

But we parents still fork over the hundred bucks to replace them several times over, because we want the best for our kids, and don’t want them to miss out on whatever important educational lessons this bit of technology supposedly offers them.

That’s why if there was a way to buy stock in the TI-83 series (without an investment in the remainder risky Texas Instruments corporation), I’d rate it an Immediate Buy. When you’ve got parents over a barrel like this one, extracting money from them is a no-brainer.

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Munger kids got talent

Here’s what Nora and Jim have been up to lately. After reading Beowulf, Nora was assigned to write an “epic poem” (more of a poem-let) for her English class. Then she did a dramatic reading, complete with sound effects! Without further ado, I present Nora Munger, giving an impressively kitschy reading of The Great Maze.

Meanwhile, Jim has been working with his trio, Better than Abstinence. This is their first live recording, “The Chicken,” by Jaco Pastorius. That’s Jim’s voice, and Jim on bass guitar.

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“McCain Alley”

The title of this post is what I call the section of town I must pass through to get to the trails I run on every Tuesday and Thursday. It actually starts with my neighbor’s house, and continues down the main road about halfway into town. Here’s one of the signposts labeling this corridor:

McCain sign

There’s exactly one house along this route that challenges the labeling. It happens to be the place where a good friend lives. So today I was discouraged when I saw this:

Obama sign

This, apparently, was the second time her sign had been vandalized. After my run today I went home to get a camera, and she pulled up in her driveway, looking absolutely furious.

“They’ve torn down at least seven signs across the neighborhood,” she said. She had a camera with her, and she showed me the pictures.

Our neighborhood is a little less affluent, and more closely tied to Davidson College than “McCain Alley,” so the ratio of Obama to McCain signs is quite a bit higher. Now most of the Obama signs have been removed or vandalized. Here’s another one:

Obama sign

The vandals weren’t random in their attacks. From my quick survey of a few blocks, McCain signs and some white Obama signs were spared:

More signs

Now, I have heard of kids vandalizing McCain signs in our town as well, but I haven’t seen any as badly damaged as these Obama signs. Maybe the lesson is this: The idiots who support McCain are more persistent than the idiots who support Obama.

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Greta and Jim’s Western Movie fest

While Nora and I were hiking in the Pasayten, Greta and Jim were back in North Carolina completing their own epic journey: They were systematically watching some of the best Westerns in cinematic history.

Neither of them has a personal blog, so I agreed to host their report here.

Greta and Jim’s Western Movie fest

It shouldn’t take long to figure out which comments are Greta’s and which are Jim’s. It’s a neat report!

Since Nora and I returned from our trip prematurely, Greta and Jim weren’t quite finished by the time we got back. That means I got to watch the last two movies together with them. Here are my comments.

Pale Rider
I’d never seen this movie before — I remember it getting quite a bit of critical acclaim when it came out, but it now seems amazingly dated. Am I really that old? As Jim and Greta point out, it’s an obvious remake of Shane, but the “farmers versus ranchers” battle doesn’t play out as well in this mining-rights tale. I’m not buying the whole “miners as environmentalists” schtick, though apparently the movie’s highlighting of “hydraulic mining” reflects a genuine historical controversy.

Unforgiven
Though obviously this movie isn’t as old, I think it’s going to hold up better than Pale Rider, even several decades from now. It is a powerful story, and I don’t think that’s going to change in the foreseeable future. There are some heart-wrenching scenes in this one, and if you haven’t seen it yet, you should definitely add it to your Neflix queue. It’s even available for “instant viewing,” though the quality suffers in Eastwood’s dramatic cinematography.

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Whatyaknow?

I go and edit my link list to purge all the dead links, and before ya know it, Michael Bérubé is blogging again.

Too bad I didn’t have a link to Calvin and Hobbes in my old links list.

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Fixed the links list!

I fixed the links list to reflect blogs I actually read. I even fixed the links list to actually link to the actual blogs I actually read, instead of some random dead-end from three years ago.

Looking over there, I see now that it’s an embarrassingly short list. But some of that isn’t my fault. I’m spending more and more time over at scienceblogs.com and researchblogging.org, which are both gateways to dozens of great blogs. Maybe now I’ll fix my biography to be actually descriptive of who I am and what I’m doing these days.

Or maybe I won’t.

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