Sad: The Panthers lose after Willig tosses a penalty flag and puts them out of field goal range
Depressed: Superman is dead
Resigned: Bush — I mean Allawi — is holding off attacks against Iraqi insurgents until after the election
Sad, Depressed, and Resigned: Ken Caminiti dies of “heart attack” in Bronx
Not surprised: Vote count in Afghanistan postponed
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