Category Archives: Satire

Good evening, folks, and welcome to the official Word Munger presidential debate preview! It’s going to be an exciting debate this evening, and we’ve got all the coverage you need right here at wordmunger.com. We’ve assembled a leading panel of … Continue reading →

George W. Bush and the republican-controlled congress today completed the ultimate tax cut: zero taxes. “Taxes are bad for Americans,” the president opined, “they harm the economy, limit productivity, and handcuff our American small businesses. Plus, have you seen these … Continue reading →

SCENE: A war-torn Baghdad street, Tuesday. American soldiers are engaged in a typical battle with Iraqi insurgents. Sniper fire whizzes from above while units try to maintain cohesion below UNIT COMMANDER: Stay together, men. Watch that group around the corner. … Continue reading →

I’m looking at yesterday’s Charlotte Observer and they’re talking about the writing requirement for the new SAT test. They even have a sample essay question. So I figure, I’ve got 25 minutes — let’s see how I can do. Here … Continue reading →

I’m angry — angry that no one asked me for my opinion about John Kerry. After all, I served in a Swift boat with him in 1969 as well (I should clarify that by “Swift boat” I mean my parents’ … Continue reading →

Only two days after John Kerry introduced John Edwards as his running mate in the presidential election, George W. Bush has already begun criticizing Edwards for his lack of experience. “You don’t want an inexperienced person running the country when … Continue reading →

I had been studiously avoiding the Kill Bill movies because I suspected they were blood-laced slasher films merely masquerading as high art. It seemed to me that it would be difficult for a film to be making a significant artistic … Continue reading →

U.S. President George Bush appeared on Arab television yesterday to announce an exciting new American product. “It’s important for the people of Iraq to know that in a democracy, everything is not perfect, that mistakes are made,” the President noted, … Continue reading →