Scoring a hit of my drug of choice

I’m used to getting a regular fix, you know, man? Do you know where I can get some? I don’t have to inject it; I can take it up the nose if I need to. I need this, man. You know I’m usually laid up for a couple of weeks if I don’t get it, you know? I don’t want to be feeling rotten like that, I want to feel good. I can’t work if I don’t have it. I’ll even take some of that bad batch, you know what I mean — the stuff they confiscated over in the UK. How bad could it be?

I WANT MY DRUGS!

All the kids are getting theirs — they’re shooting babies up with this stuff. Man, I even saw an old lady get some. Hey, just last week, there was plenty for everyone. I could’ve walked into half a dozen places and scored a hit for twenty bucks, man. I know they’ve got it — why won’t they give it to me?

WHERE CAN I GET SOME?

I’m a 37-year-old man, in good health. So now I’m a freakin’ criminal if I want a flu vaccine? That freakin’ sucks.

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