Jared

Interesting profile of Jared.

Unfortunately the article doesn’t settle the debate Greta my kids and I were having the other day: what does Jared make?

You know who I’m talking about — it’s Jared. As the article points out, it’s really stunning to realize that America is on a first-name basis with someone so — well, average. I think one of the keys to Jared’s success is that he’s kept the weight off. He’s a living monument to the (probably flawed) idea that all you have to do to lose weight is visit your friendly neighborhood Subway. My problem, like most of America’s, I imagine, is that once I’m inside, I can’t resist ordering one of those subs that’s not “less than seven grams of fat.”

And make sure you put extra mayo on that.

Update: Greta assures me she would never debate such an issue, so apparently it was something I was discussing with the kids.

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One Response to Jared

  1. Anne says:

    I’m kind of obsessed with him, too. He seems so very, very Hoosier to me.

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