“Dick Cheney can be president”

It’s unprecedented, I know — two posts in one day — but I just had to comment on Bush’s comment about John Edwards.

As the headline indicates, when asked to compare Cheney to Edwards, Bush’s response was “Dick Cheney can be president.”

O-kay. Here are some off-the-top-of-my-head responses:

  • Holy shit! He can? Things are worse than I thought!
  • You mean he isn’t already?
  • Mr. Bush — is there something you’re not telling us about your health situation?
  • Great — then I’ll be buying 500 more shares of Halliburton
  • You dying would be about the only way a Dick like that could become president
  • So … then instead of the “White House,” we’d have what — a “White Undisclosed Location”?

Enough already. That was fun, though!

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