Yo, Mix Master L has got the house up on Slate,
He say he know how da bloggers and da rappas relate.
He say that all the pretty homies writin’ posts in their cribs
Ain’t nothin’ more than M.C.s with their jibes and their jibs.
Ya give me Drum money and I take it to the bank,
I won’t lie like Ice Baby but I will make you thank
The good Lawd up above that you don’t hear po’ ol’ me
Making rhymes evry day on Social Security!
Update: Scott Esposito’s got a rather more thoughtful post on all this.