South Carolina: You spend most of your time looking for a wave big enough to ride.
Hawaii: You spend most of your time looking for a wave that won’t kill you.
South Carolina: After a couple hours at it, you’re ready to stare down the newbs
Hawaii: Unless you were born here, you are a newb.
South Carolina: After 45 minutes, you still haven’t managed to find a decent wave
Hawaii: After 45 minutes, 5 or 6 “perfect waves” in a row nearly break you in half, and you’re ready to call it a day.
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