Your privacy is now safe!

Last week I complained that some people were too stupid to realize that sending something via email revealed their identity.

But now, thanks to their complaints, the Obama administration has done something about it. Instead of forwarding conspiracy-theory emails to the White House, now you have to fill out a web form, which explicitly instructs users not to enter any identifying information about the lunatics who sent them the email in the first place.

So, right-wing wackaloons, you are now once again safe to spread your rumors, unfounded accusations, and plots to overthrow the government via email. Planning an abortion clinic bombing? No prob! Send an announcement to everyone on your email list! There’s no way the government can possibly figure out who you are!

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