Category Archives: Satire

The official Word Munger debate preview

Good evening, folks, and welcome to the official Word Munger presidential debate preview! It’s going to be an exciting debate this evening, and we’ve got all the coverage you need right here at wordmunger.com. We’ve assembled a leading panel of … Continue reading

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Bush cuts taxes to zero, increases spending

George W. Bush and the republican-controlled congress today completed the ultimate tax cut: zero taxes. “Taxes are bad for Americans,” the president opined, “they harm the economy, limit productivity, and handcuff our American small businesses. Plus, have you seen these … Continue reading

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1000 Death SELL-a-bration!

SCENE: A war-torn Baghdad street, Tuesday. American soldiers are engaged in a typical battle with Iraqi insurgents. Sniper fire whizzes from above while units try to maintain cohesion below UNIT COMMANDER: Stay together, men. Watch that group around the corner. … Continue reading

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My essay for the new SAT

I’m looking at yesterday’s Charlotte Observer and they’re talking about the writing requirement for the new SAT test. They even have a sample essay question. So I figure, I’ve got 25 minutes — let’s see how I can do. Here … Continue reading

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Another Swift boat veteran against Kerry

I’m angry — angry that no one asked me for my opinion about John Kerry. After all, I served in a Swift boat with him in 1969 as well (I should clarify that by “Swift boat” I mean my parents’ … Continue reading

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Bush knows inexperience

Only two days after John Kerry introduced John Edwards as his running mate in the presidential election, George W. Bush has already begun criticizing Edwards for his lack of experience. “You don’t want an inexperienced person running the country when … Continue reading

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Kill Bill Roolz!

I had been studiously avoiding the Kill Bill movies because I suspected they were blood-laced slasher films merely masquerading as high art. It seemed to me that it would be difficult for a film to be making a significant artistic … Continue reading

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Bush promotes new U.S. export to Middle East

U.S. President George Bush appeared on Arab television yesterday to announce an exciting new American product. “It’s important for the people of Iraq to know that in a democracy, everything is not perfect, that mistakes are made,” the President noted, … Continue reading

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Google to offer free personal robot

Riding on the success of its new gmail service, Google today unveiled plans to offer each customer a free personal robot. Named gJeeves, the new robot will do “anything you ask it to do…anything,” Google founder Sergey Brin said with … Continue reading

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