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How not to sway people’s opinions

Now that social networks are the preferred mode of online interaction, I don’t blog as much as I used to. I’m lucky if I write in this space more than once a month. But I do spend a lot of … Continue reading

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Who needs help? Who *really* needs help?

A bomb explodes. You hear it. You’re just a few blocks away from the bombing site. A man runs up to you: “Help me, help me! A bomb just exploded and I left my phone in there! I can’t call … Continue reading

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Fixing the WaPo Crossword text

One of my daily diversions is the Washington Post Crossword. It’s a pretty good puzzle, often quite witty, and most importantly, it’s free. But one thing about the puzzle has always bothered me: The descriptive text. Here it is. It’s … Continue reading

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Ask Mr. Cranky Pants, Episode 2

Dear Mr. Cranky Pants: Thank you for responding to our calls to continue the fantastic Ask Mr. Cranky Pants feature! I’m glad you finally saw just how awesomesauce it is! –Big Fan Dear Overweight Helicopter: If you think I decided … Continue reading

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This is it

The time has come to start work on my next project. About a month ago, I finished a draft of a memoir about my bout with melanoma last year, and while I think it’s kind of interesting, I don’t expect … Continue reading

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Ask Mr. Cranky Pants

Dear Mr. Cranky Pants: This morning during my run, I was shocked to see several walkers who were letting their dogs off-leash, despite the fact that this is strictly prohibited town ordinance. What do you think of this? —Dog Tired … Continue reading

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How is the national debt not like a credit card? Let me count the ways

The news these days is filled with Tea Party wackos trying to explain to the rest of us exactly why it makes sense to oppose a raise to the debt limit. This one, highlighted by Steve Benen, is priceless: “It … Continue reading

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The investment banking world is different from your world

The Wall Street Journal recently published an infographic that is producing all sorts of shocked disbelief in the social media circles I frequent: The general gist of the comments in Facebookistan is that no one “really” makes the kind of … Continue reading

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Relax, the chances of getting hit by that asteroid were actually slim

There was shocking news about a near-miss of an asteroid a couple days back. But how much danger were we really in? According to the linked article, the asteroid passed within 230,000 km. That’s closer than the moon! But for … Continue reading

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Yes, reading on a Kindle is still “reading.” What you don’t get on a Kindle is “typography.”

I’m a fairly regular reader of Slate, and if there’s one thing you should never do on Slate, it’s mistake what’s in the headline for what’s in the article. Obviously the headline writers are playing a different game from the … Continue reading

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Do loyalty cards really hurt poor people?

sciseekclaimtoken-506c621adf619 Kevin Drum doesn’t like loyalty cards. I agree, I don’t either. Obviously the only reason stores want you to have loyalty cards is so they can track your purchases and figure out additional ways to make money off of … Continue reading

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Our health care system is broken, part 3758373

This week I underwent a minor outpatient surgery procedure. I have insurance, so the procedure was covered. But I found the breakdown of costs quite illuminating [these are approximations, given me over the phone, but they are close to the … Continue reading

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If a bad person believes something, it must be false!

I learned something new today: The Unabomber believes in global warming. Therefore, since the Unabomber is a bad person, the theory of global warming must be false. sciseekclaimtoken-4fbf7c404ec3a Lots of other fun facts follow from this line of reasoning. For … Continue reading

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Word Munger 8 years in: What’s the use of blogging?

Well, that went by fast. Today Word Munger turns eight. Eight years ago, blogging was still a relatively new thing. I had had a livejournal blog before that, and a static web page with regular updates before that, but Word … Continue reading

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Why “What if I’d never been born?” doesn’t wash, and why no one will be persuaded by this argument

sciseekclaimtoken-4f7059467bc85 Over on Slate, a debate is raging about whether the “What if I’d never been born?” argument is a valid line of reasoning in the abortion debate. I understand the argument: I value my life, and if my Mom … Continue reading

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More pics from Colorado

Last June, the family took a trip to Colorado so I could run the Steamboat Marathon. Somehow I didn’t get around to chronicling the trip until now. Before we went to Steamboat, we thought we’d visit Rocky Mountain National Park. … Continue reading

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Belated, abbreviated vacationblogging: Coyote Gulch

Way back in June, after my spectacular collapse at the Steamboat Marathon, Greta, Nora and I embarked on a series of day hikes that are way too cool not to chronicle here. However, in the interest of getting this done, … Continue reading

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Boogie Boarding: South Carolina versus Hawaii

South Carolina: You spend most of your time looking for a wave big enough to ride. Hawaii: You spend most of your time looking for a wave that won’t kill you. South Carolina: After a couple hours at it, you’re … Continue reading

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Marketing Moab

June 11, 2011. I’m here in Moab, Utah, enjoying some quality adventure travel with my daughter Nora, who’s the only member of the family other than me who’s even remotely interested in anything with “adventure” in its description. We spent … Continue reading

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I went to a marathon and all I brought back was this blog post

I don’t usually discuss my running exploits here on Word Munger, but I figure that running my first-ever marathon is a Word-Munger-worthy event, so follow the link and enjoy. Race Report: The Big Sur International Marathon

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